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edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow: 1,000 Robin Williams: 1,000 Kathy Kinney: 50 best thing I’ve seen all day…. (via oldtobegin)
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
so fabulous.
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she had the universe between her thighs she said it was a curse and that every night she cries because he took her choice ripped from her womb he silenced her voice and turned her body into a tomb
"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark."
- Michelangelo (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about my ideal body as compared to my actual body. I love the tall skin-and-bones girls with long, pin straight hair and hollowed out cheeks. These girls do not represent my body type. I have hips, and boobs, and an ass. I have strong thighs and broad shoulders. No matter how much or little I weigh my calves are muscular and athletic looking. At 5’9” and 230 lb. my body is imposing. I have curly, frizzy, fluffy hair that doesn’t like to be tamed. The hotter and more humid it is, the bigger and crazier my hair will get. In reality, I wanted a waif-like figure so that my body would stop being so imposing. I wanted a body that could be tucked away and hidden. My body is not small, and even if I lost as much weight as I’ve idealized my goal to be, I imagine I will still have a body that takes up more space than some people think it ought to. I pull and twist and brush my hair into semi-submission, hoping I can look like these idealized women in the media. I am not the idealized, air-brushed, spanx-wearing, hairless, poreless image of woman the media thinks I should be. That image is not real, is not achievable. I am a human being with flaws and cellulite and stray hairs. So as of today, I am still working on losing weight because that is something that will make me happy. I am doing it for myself, not for a single other person on this planet. But along with that, I am accepting reality; I have a body type, a hair type, a skin type all my own, and I will respect those things as I try to alter the things about myself that I don’t like. Some things are impossible to change, and I need to be aware of that. This is a major break-through for me, and hopefully it will make my journey easier.
On Being Realistic.
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